Sph Tights Encouragement

I dont know if you remember, but during the new employee get together, you told me that you like tights. Oh, you do remember. Im surprised because you were so drunk! Well, anyway, I went shopping and bought this skirt and a few pairs of tights, including the ones Im wearing. You like them, dont you? Well, you dont have to stare! Thats a bit rude, isnt it, and inappropriate in the workplace? Are you still staring at my legs? Youve put me in quite the uncomfortable position. I dont know how to handle you. Maybe you deserve a little bit of your own medicine. Perhaps I should make you feel a little bit uncomfortable. You just cant take your eyes off me crossing and uncrossing my legs, waiting to see what I do next. Whats that? Are you wanking? Oh, my goodness! It would appear that teasing you was too much. Just look at you, rubbing yourself. Wait, I need my glasses for this. Youve got a little willy! A tiny willy! How embarrassing. All you need is a finger and a thumb to wank your tiny willy. You know, I thought youd put me in an awkward position, but I see its not at all, at least for me. Can you imagine what people would say if I told them what youve done? Theres a promotion coming up, isnt there?